Thursday, March 22, 2007

Behold...The Greentoof


Made from the latest technology and designed to blow your mind, the Greentoof features call-waiting, call-forwarding, call-backwarding, intercom, email, text messager, instant messager, google maps, google word search, print shop, missle command, spy hunter software and pong.

Biege tones make you feel as if you are the man/woman and can operate on a level usually reserved for diplomats.

Greentoof is not available in stores, only in Room 269.

Beware of bootleg imitations, they hate on the truth.

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